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Mitt Romney’s Stance on Guns Includes Shooting Your Family

In an interview with CNN on Thursday, [Bachmann] made it clear that Mr. Romney would have to wait a little longer.

“As the line says in ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ ‘All in good time, my pretty,’ ” Mrs. Bachmann said. “It will happen.”

Rupert and James Murdoch, Testifying on their Tragic Cartoonification in London Today

Excuse me, give me some space to drive my ball.

President Obama made an unscheduled stop at a bar and grill here called The Sink — and got a little more than he bargained for when he got yogurt spilled on him.

“Getting yogurt on the president, you’ve got a story to tell,” Obama told a young woman outside whose wayward yogurt apparently hit the president’s pants.

“I’m very embarrassed,” the woman replied, according to a pool report.

Newt Gingrich…is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday. Gingrich was in St. Louis to speak during the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting.

Bella Santorum, Rick Santorum’s ailing 3-year-old daughter, is now a life member of the National Rifle Association.

Santorum Suspending Republican Nomination Bid, Person Says